Fowl Play

For reasons best known to herself, Victoria Beckham has done a photoshoot for German Vogue which involves her straddling a giant duck and having pretty much every last trace of erotic potential airbrushed out of her. For a naughtier scenario involving toy waterfowl, follow this link to the ever-excellent Oysters And Chocolate website to read my story, Ducks. I promise you feng shui has never been sexier!

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